While a casino night at home might be a semi-serious event it is always good to have some cheap jokes to liven up the night. Here is just a small collection of jokes that are perfect for poker nights and cool for casino nights. They are all non-rude and could be told to just about anyone at any age…
Q – What did the dealer say to the deck of cards when they broke up?
A – “I can’t deal with you anymore!”
Q – What does a craps dealers love most for pudding?
A – Dice pudding!
Q – What kind of shark is always gambling?
A – A CardShark!
Q – Whats the difference between a poker player and a politican?
A – A politican will somethings tell the truth!
Q – What do vampires play poker for?
A – High Stakes!
Do you have any better jokes? If you do please do let me know in the comments below. Keep them clean please I blush easily.